exeggutorhead: (thoughtful)
Envy ([personal profile] exeggutorhead) wrote2011-10-10 08:50 pm

24th Transformation [video/text]

[When the video feed first comes on, the only thing visible is the face of a Lucario and the ceiling fan right behind her head. Not for long, though, as the Pokemon makes a satisfied sound at having gotten the Gear on and turns it around towards the window. Envy's sitting in a chair next to it--a loose definition of 'sitting', with one knee up and the other leg loosely crossed behind it-- and leaning his elbow on the sill. One cheek is resting against his fist, giving viewers a good view of the other side of his face, which is sporting a fair sized bruise. There are other bruises visible on his arms, souveniers from the fighting tournament. It looks like he's dragged a blanket off of one of the room's beds and draped it over his back and hanging off one shoulder. Outside is nothing but gray drizzle and buildings, but anyone familiar with Olivine might notice that he's back there and no longer in Goldenrod. Envy doesn't seem to notice he's being filmed, because his focus is shifting between the tower of coins he's building on the sill and the nasty weather outside. He's looking bored and restless as hell, wearing a petulant frown more suited to a little kid than a centuries old homunculus.]

[He places the last available coin on top of the wobbly tower, looks it over for a few moments, and then flicks it over, the coins rolling and bouncing onto the floor with a clatter. He looks mildly pleased at the small act of destruction, continuing to knock over what remains of the base until there aren't two coins left on top of each other. But it's a short lived distraction, and then he's left with frowning out the window with the universal expression of 'screw this weather' on his face. But there's something a little thoughtful about it, too.]


A year isn't that long, not even one in this place. It's not that big a surprise. Keep me here ten, Johto, then maybe I'll be impressed.

Heh. [He rubs his temples, looking some combination of frustrated and amused.] Long enough to make everything really damn complicated, though.

[What he says next is mumbled, quietly enough that it would be difficult to catch all of what he's saying.] I really hate being human.

[His restlessness finally getting the better of him (he can only look out a window for so long before he completely loses interest), he gets to his feet and starts to turn, and that's when the Lucario decides that maybe she ought to turn it off before she gets caught messing around with the 'Gear again, and the feed ends.]


[TEXT locked to Lust, Tulio, France, and Miguel, sent a few minutes later]

Hey, where are you?
foolishwren: new horrorterrors just dropped!! (BABE wake up!!!)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-11 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a moment or two before Heather decides whether or not she's going to respond.]

[When she does, it's with a small smile.]


Happy Anniversary.
foolishwren: let's take ibuprofen together (hey.)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-12 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think we can all agree with that...

[Don't worry, she doesn't care that you were talking to yourself. IT HAPPENS.]
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-12 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
... Really?

MAN. ... Doesn't seem like that long, does it?
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-12 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, to be honest I don't even remember too well.

Whatever you were acting like, I've probably met people who were worse.
foolishwren: would the real person who just called this number please stand up cuz this is getting creepy (Halloooooo?)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-19 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She'd probably be surprised to see what he was like back home, no lie... even if he HAD told her that he was a monster.]

Yeah, there've been some pretty nasty pieces of work showing up here over the months...
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-24 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Is that where you come from?

[She's sort of interested-- she's never actually talked to anybody from Envy's world before. ... Well, that she KNOWS of, anyway. She doesn't know that the little blond guy with the metal arm is from there too.]
foolishwren: like 1-800-DID-I-ASK (why are you telling me this)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-26 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Little does Envy possibly know, Lust's already started putting the moves on Heather, manipulation-wise.]

Yeah?

Would that be a good or bad thing?

[She doesn't like the sound of 'Master'... She'd been treated in such a way by somebody once, and the very thought of that particular kind of bond leaves a sour taste in her mouth. For all she knows though, Envy might be fine with it.]
foolishwren: [muffled mariachi music in the distance] (Only I can do this.)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-27 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
... If you need anyone to watch your back...

[She obviously doesn't know what's going through his head... but given the people who've shown up from HER world recently... she figures it might be nice to make the offer.]
foolishwren: how about you groggily realize your bed is flying through the funnel of an EF5 cyclone you piece of shit (hey fuckhusk go wake up inside a tornado)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-10-28 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Having attachments to people really makes you rethink your original loyalties, huh Envy?]

[She nods a little bit. She won't push.]


Well, don't worry. We don't take shit from people who come here looking to hurt others.
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I already have to be careful with plenty of people. One more won't hurt.
springoflife: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] springoflife 2011-10-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[The girl that appears on the screen remains silent for a long moment. Honestly, she couldn't care less what he feels in regards to his (apparent) anniversary, so when she finally speaks, she only addresses one important matter.]

... 'A year'?
springoflife: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] springoflife 2011-10-11 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[She expects nothing less, really. Why would anyone be polite to strangers? Chidori would find it odd if he did.]

That's a long time.
springoflife: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] springoflife 2011-10-14 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks away from the camera, causing the following to come off more like she's talking to herself rather than Envy.]

How long will I be trapped here...?
springoflife: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] springoflife 2011-10-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's impossible.

[She says that firmly, although her voice remains indifferent.]
springoflife: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] springoflife 2011-10-22 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's not the question of belief in this particular case.]

No.

In that world, I am no longer...

[... See, she's certain there's no way for her to go back.]

[Action]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)


I can imagine. You didn't encounter any problems on the way back, did you?

[Action]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you'll be alright with me stealing your body heat now.



That's excellent? Who were your opponents?

[Action]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)


Nanao is a person full of surprises, I've noticed. But I like your surprises better.



Much better.

[Action]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 07:21 am (UTC)(link)


Of course. Do you have anything in particular in mine to do?

[Action]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 10:48 am (UTC)(link)


I am the Republic of France. Fighting is something that I've done from birth. Do you wish for me to demonstrate my combat finesse?

[Action]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 01:46 am (UTC)(link)


It's not really something that should be done inside of a building.



And I would need either a sword or a rifle...
greatbigrock: (ink!)

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[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-11 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[He will not TYPE back. Because it'd take an embarrassingly long time and also look like a six-year-old attempted it.]

[So the audio clicks on and there's the general background street noise.]


Uh, heading to the inn. Did you just get back from that fighting thing?
greatbigrock: (that could work)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-12 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[...HM. He hasn't flown yet but if Pico ever decides to grow up he's totally going explore it, maybe. (He doesn't trust Bicho with it. Obviously.)]

Doubt it. Nothing really happens here, you know.

So how did you do? Last?

[Actually doesn't think so, but dryly teasing Envy must always be done.]
greatbigrock: (ten percent)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-12 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd make a loop for fun and there'd be injured people on the ground, and it would not be pretty.]

[... and what Tulio needs to find out about this.]


Yeah, how far? ... did you win anything?

[Greedy bastard]
greatbigrock: (HAHA don't think so)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-12 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohoho you tricky bastard.]

Sure, as long as you don't eat them. [Never going to live it down, Envy. Never.]
greatbigrock: (well I got swag)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-12 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, you're just occasionally hit by idiocy.

[Which, by Tulio's standards, is not actually the same thing, and that was basically saying that he doesn't think you're stupid. So there you go.]
greatbigrock: (notsosure)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-12 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Long suffering sigh.]

That's too true, I swear-

[Wait what was that]

What're you 'huh'ing about?
greatbigrock: (that could work)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-12 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[He's been thinking about that himself, actually. He pauses on his end, not really sure how he should answer that...]

And hey, you don't hate me anymore.
greatbigrock: (swordsman)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-13 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I do. But these days I tolerate you. You should be honoured.

[Part true, part yeah I don't want to admit that you're totally okay.]
greatbigrock: (smile2)

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[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-15 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[HA, exactly.]

Hey hey hey, like you're one to talk. Besides, that seems pretty important to you every now and then.

[What's this? Tulio actually picked up on something? Why yes, it looks like he did - like ... a year too late, but you know.]
greatbigrock: (so very chill)

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[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-18 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs on his end, not really all that bothered.]

You're still thieving with us, aren't you?
greatbigrock: (swordsman)

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[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-19 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's good, cause you're not half bad at it.

[Which is a big compliment by Tulio standards.]
greatbigrock: (ten percent)

[audio]

[personal profile] greatbigrock 2011-10-21 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Lap it up Envy, lap it up.]

Oh, sure. The highest.

[audio]

[identity profile] thattrail.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Have another conman who never got to learn to write properly.]

Just outside of town, close to the inn.

How have you been doing? [What do you mean he's trying to make up for being a sourpuss to Envy for many many months]

[audio]

[identity profile] thattrail.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations! Did you get anything for it?

[Miguel is Friend To All Living Things and Envy is nowadays included in the All Living Things-list]

Oh, just training my Pokémon. Sparring them against each other. [A moment of silence as he ponders whether to ask or to not ask if he wants to join in]

Most of them are pretty tired by now but Tiburra could go a few matches more. [Well that's.. kind of an invitation.]

[audio]

[identity profile] thattrail.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be great if you did. I'm near the inn.. nnnorth of it, I think? You should be able to see Tiburra if you walk around behind it.

[action]

[identity profile] thattrail.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey. [Slightly awkward gesture of greeting.]

[Tiburra the Garchomp is pacing restlessly. He's got a lot of spare energy to waste and it shows. If he's not digging furiously at the ground, he's swiping with his claws or roaring.]


I think we'd have time for a battle or two before I freeze to death. [That's what he gets for being from Very Warm Spain. Miguel is not a big fan of cold.]

[action]

[identity profile] thattrail.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
In my defense, I didn't know snow existed before I came here. Can't say it was a thing we expected, but now we'll be prepared for it.

[Tiburra rears up from where he is standing, rising up tall and stretching his arms out to the sides, he roars. COME AT ME BRO]

Nah, I just let them go about on their own. But we could make this 'proffessional' if you want to. [Said with the hint of a smirk]

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, it's Victor. Archer hasn't spoken with this man since he arrived, but his information has been very useful. He can at least listen to what the other man has to say.]

[He takes a moment to think about how to properly respond to Envy's statement, only to be surprised by that last comment - one so quiet he's not sure he heard it correctly. It sounded like this man just commented on being human. But if that's the case...]

[Well, there are several Homunculi he doesn't know about.]


You're not impressed that this place pulled you from Amestris? [The comment is rather light-hearted and Archer continues quickly.] It's been quite some time. How have you been? Did you participate in that tournament? [That would explain the bruises.]

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll leave it alone for now; it's not something he really wants to get into if he did mishear it.]

No, I suppose there isn't. [Not that he'd be interested in picking fights anyway, he's a pencil-pusher for a reason!] I've been doing quite well; again, thank you for the information. [Yep, still totally in denial!]

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. [Yeah right, like Archer looks out for anyone but himself? But it doesn't hurt to play nice for the time being.]

Yes, I am. From what I understand, if we earn all the badges here we can return home. I'm looking into the one that's in this city at the moment. [It seems that Ice-types are good against Flying-types, which means he's going to have to find something that can stand against that...]

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, let's not dash Archer's hopes any, that never ends well.]

Not everything relates to alchemy. Are you an alchemist, then? [Ugh, alchemists are such a pain.]

[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
At the market.

Food just doesn't fall from the sky here, but if it did, I wouldn't be surprised given this place's penchant for the extraordinary.
[ The scathing tone is incredibly obvious. ]

Do you need anything?

[text]

[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
If Johto became helpful then Gluttony went on a self-imposed diet.

Oh? Where, exactly? I'll meet you there, soon.

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[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough; I should be there in fifteen minutes.

I was too busy being able to think to properly miss someone
[ she misses her silent time ;; ]

[text] -> action

[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you don't, but at least Gluttony knows better than to think on his own.

[ And then she arrives. Hood, and basket filled with fresh delicious groceries for all! :D ]

[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Very well then. [ She doesn't see why not.

Oh, Envy. Envy, Envy, Envy. You really are just like the one from home. She'll resist the temptation to facepalm. ]


Boring and peaceful aren't synonymous Envy.

[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'll still carry them. She doesn't trust any of her siblings with food. Mostly Gluttony but whenever she gives it to anyone else, it mysteriously ends with Gluttony eating it. ]

It's like you've known me my whole life, Ferdinand. [ that smile means HELL YES. LET'S TALK ABOUT PHILOSOPHY

in the most classiest of ways ever. ]

{Video}

[identity profile] used-glare.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations are in order, I suppose.

{And she pauses for a moment.}

...you're not the only one who misses their original form.

{Video}

[identity profile] used-glare.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll certainly be amazed if I make it to Christmas, considering what's happened to me. Still, you've practically thrived, haven't you?

{She gives him a rueful smile.} Unfortunately, the whole network did.

{Video}

[identity profile] used-glare.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
{She pauses for a moment, eyes going wide - you've managed to startle her.} All of you? Well...

Hey, you've survived, and come out the better for your experiences, haven't you?

{Have a supportive and understanding shrug, deadbro.} I think these devices run on schadenfreude sometimes. They certainly do catch more than their fair share of embarrassing moments.

{Video}

[identity profile] used-glare.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
There should be. I'm hardly using the second floor. {Plus there's always the option of sleeping on couches/tables/the floor.}

{Welp. She may be glad of that.}


I don't know about that. You have friends, now.